Monday, September 25, 2006

Why Condoms Are Packed in 3, 6, 12?

Why condoms are packed 3, 6, 12 to a box?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen towalk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks," Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." Cool!" says the boy.He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack With a sigh, the dad replied "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March etc "

Thursday, September 7, 2006

Siao Ang Mo!

Kenna scolded by siao angmo just because we choose between left or right tables at the food court. She was not even near & both the tables are not occupied. What's wrong with her! Go back to your own country!!! PIG!